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It’s about time. Students at Queens University in Canada have uncovered the truth about sumo suits:

Sumo suits are instruments of ‘racism and oppression’.

Brandon Sloan, the communications officer for the Alma Mater Society, stated the obvious: white privilege had blinded the student government.

Even better, in a report published by the Canadian Federation of Students (communist student union), a student intellectual reported that white privilege permeates the ’walls, books, classrooms and everything that makes Queen’s what it is.”

What idiots. The sumo suit has existed as an attraction at events for years. Yet these oversensitive liberals are insisting on banning these suits because they now deem them ‘oppressive’.

But there’s more.

Just last year Queen’s came up with a solution to prevent troublesome free speech: a speech police program.

The speech police consisted of a group of moral superiors who would walk through public areas and listen for unpopular/conservative speech. Upon identifying unpopular speech, they would work tirelessly to purge it from the school.

It looks like stupidity is a chronic condition at Queen’s.

Queen’s was forced to cancel the program after the school received national criticism for attacking free speech. Now they’re at it again by banning sumo suits.

With all of this, are you surprised Ann Coulter was forced to cancel her appearance at the University of Ottawa? The conclusion is obvious: free speech no longer exists in Canada.

In other news, Queen’s closed the nomination process for its ‘Anti-Oppression Award’ on Monday. I nominate the idiot that first revealed how oppressive sumo suits are.

You can read the official statement explaining the racist nature of sumo suits here.

Tags: Ann Coulter, Canada, Freedom of Speech, Idiots, Queen's University